Buy me Stuff

Original Post

Buy me stuff - w4m - 28

I'll be honest, I just want a man that will buy me stuff.

If you like buying stuff for women, then I am the girl for you!

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The Replies

Jim says....  $$$ Hi let go $HOPPING have some fun and have some wild crazy sex?

My reply... hmmm wild and crazy sex? pic?

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Joe says...  and you give back too?

My reply... No, I just want you to buy me stuff.

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Ted says... What do i get in return? nothing?

My reply... The satisfaction of buying me stuff.

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Sam says.... So I'm actually into this. I'd love to buy you a bunch of stuff. Why not. I can afford it and don't have anything else to do. Lets talk more (phone number redacted)

My reply... Really?? Maybe we can email a couple of times before I call you. I want to make sure you aren't a murderer.

Sam says... Yeah that makes sense I suppose. I can assure you that I am a nice normal guy. Just a little bored.   So what kind I'd stuff do you want? Shoes? Clothes? A tv?

My reply... Shoes, bags, jewelry, clothes, etc :)

Sam says... Nice. You should let me buy you lunch too!  We could get to know each other. No expectations

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Ken says.... And if you show your appreciation in the right way, I enjoy buying.  Are we on the same page?

My reply... Nah, I just want you to buy me stuff.

Ken says... I wish you best of luck.  Happy 4th

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Anonymous says... What do you want me to buy you?

My reply... clothes, jewelry, shoes, etc :)

Anonymous says... Sounds expensive

My reply.... Yep :)

Anonymous says... How much do you want me to spend?

My reply... how much you got? :)

Anonymous says... You want it all?

My reply... I'd like to think I am worth it :)

Anonymous says... I would sure hope so. Where do you shop?

My reply... Gap, Express, Macy's, Nordstrom :)

Anonymous says... I can handle the gap, lol

My reply... hey was that a sex joke! gross!

Anonymous says... No. I meant the store.

Anonymous says... How about I buy you lunch and get to know you?

(awhile later he emails again) I guess that is a no?

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Another Anonymous.... Are u down to fuck ??

My reply... No, I just want you to buy me stuff.

Another Anonymous... Shit good luck with that

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Matt says... Hi!!! im 33 have a great career, house car n all that good stuff, im around all day today, let me knw!!

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This guy says.... bitch please!!!!  get a fucking job

My reply... I don't need you. I've had like a dozen dudes offer to buy me stuff.  

This dude says... lol yeah i bet.  guys that have no lives, lonely fat etc---good score there.  what a waste of space

My reply... You can buy me stuff too. I'm hot

This guy says... hahaha i REALY REALLY doubt you are hot!!!!!

My reply... You're loss. I put out too. 

This guy says... again, i VERY MUCH doubt that also.  and if you do you must have low self esteem to be able to do that.

My reply... You're probably too ugly to buy me stuff and fuck me anyways.  Like I said, you're loss. 

This guy... Haha if you only knew honey. Makin 6 digits a year I wouldn't call broke. And I def don't have a problem getting girls and then wanting more always

My reply... do 5 of your 6 digits start with zero? 000001.   If you have no probs landing chicks, then why are you on Craigslist?

This guy says.... lets see just how 'hot' you think you are

My reply... you first, turd. 

This guy says.... dont think so,  cause your type is the type to send a fake pic

(awhile later he emails again)  Thats what I thought.  Couldnt bring yourself to send a REAL picture of yourself.

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Anonymous#3 says... Lol u are funny

My reply... you buyin'?

Anonymous#3 says... Nah 

My reply... Aint nobody got time for this!

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Ben says... Love to spoil my women. If your my queen I will give you the world or at least try too. Good means of income looking to share the love

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Anonymous#4 says... hi,  if buying you stuff comes with hugs and kisses i may be interested.

My reply... Nah, just buying stuff. Nothing else included. 

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Anonymous #5 says... Interested, got a pic? Mwm, 38, 5'9" 180. Have $$.

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Jaime says... that sounds like me,  you talking like some victoria secret?  do you have a face pic?

My reply...  No, I am talking about Ipods and stuff. 
Jaime says... so a sugar baby pretty much.
My Reply... No, I just like it when dudes buy me stuff. That's all
Jaime says.... so what I take you out and see if I want to buy you stuff? 
My Reply... No you just buy me stuff.
Jaime says... I don't even know your name or what you look like

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JD says.... I love buying stuff for pretty women, but i usually get something in return.

My reply...     ...like a receipt?

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BP says... Ill be honest, i just want a woman who likes to suck alot of cock.

If you like to suck on alot of cock, maybe ill buy you stuff.
My reply... No deal. I just want you to buy me stuff.
BP says... Thats fine, i was just fucking with you anyway. I dont need to pay anyone for that. Good luck scamming some dirty old men though....
My reply... you're just mad that I won't suck your crusty pus ridden cock. 
BP says... No im not mad at all. like i said, i was just fucking with you. Notice i wrote my response exactly like your ad was written. I tend to get bored at work.
Truly do not need to pay anyone for sex. Im decent looking and in great shape. Sent a pic just for you :) have a great day. And once again good luck in that hustle.  (picture redacted)
My reply... Thanks for the hot pic.  P.S. you've been trolled  muahahahahah